Oh, dear...
Is is certainly not a place of my doing. Foul, tainted, and riddled with monsters no less... home is not here.
This device I was given is most interesting. Is this how people congregate now and days? What simple lives you must all have to spend such a great deal of time asking mundane questions and prattling about your expendable little lives. I suppose this might come to some advantage to me in the future, we'll just have to wait and see.
You may have the honor of calling me Kuja. Let's see how long this place can keep me amused. So far, I'm not surprised by the caliber most people I've read so far have. How absolutely charming, do keep it up. It's so very hard to find good entertainment now and days, especially when you've seen everything in my world.
( Private to Self // Unhackable )This place does hold an interesting number of things here. Now then... I suppose I should find a safe location away from this ... debris.